Mrs Blogic and I Are Off to Register Corpses to Vote

Published on October 16, 2004 By blogic In Politics

We're off to Allentown, PA. We're going to spend the day trying to boost turnout in some of the city's less lively quarters.

We're going to need every vote we can get this year in Pennsylvania, and that means we've got to break the Republican's unfair manipulation of their "living" majority. I know some of the Bush supporters will try to spin this. They'll claim that it's too late to register voters in Pennsylvania. They'll mislead you by asking if you really want to be in a party that includes voters who are openly dead!

Don't believe them! Don't get caught up in the Republican propaganda!

One way or another, we will bring this city in the Democratic column. Allentown will go for Kerry this election day, when all the votes are counted.

Dead people of Allentown PA, help is on the way!

Comments

Myrrander

on Oct 16, 2004

Cheers, Blogic!

We registered corpses and imaginary friends last week down here in Arkansas -- this week it's pets and livestock. All this voter fraud has me more excited than a kid in a candy store!

Patriot_Flamethrower

on Oct 16, 2004

Wow, blogic, did you just get back from South Dakota? I hear that Tom Daschle has been busy registering DEAD INDIANS again. He apparently is in the race of his life and needs every vote he can get.

Apparently, Crazy Horse, Sitting Bull, George Armstrong Custer, and Ira Hayes are BIG Tom Daschle supporters.

Patriot_Flamethrower

on Oct 16, 2004

Ya know what, Myrrander, your attempt at minimizing your party's voter fraud machine by making JOKES about it does not make it go away. CIVIL WAR is on the way if your boy Kerry steals this election. The U.S. military will NOT tolerate having a turncoat and traitor as their commander-in-chief. Vietnam wasn't THAT long ago. People remember, especially the vets who served with Kerry, saw his misconduct and heard him betray his fellow vets in front of Congress and when he flew to the Paris peace talks and rubbed elbows with the North Vietnamese.

Myrrander, you seem to be an intelligent person. When are you going to WAKE up?

WiseFawn

on Oct 16, 2004

Patriot_Flamethrower- That's right. Us Indians are out there getting all of our dead ancestors registered.

Blogic- I've already registered Maggie, my computer and Goliath, my dog. We covered Ohio well with them there dead Indians, too.

Myrrander

on Oct 16, 2004

Who's joking? Fluffy, Spot, and Clarabell the Cow deserve the right to cast their vote for John Kerry!

Civil War? You going to be wearing the grey uniform this time out, Flamer? I'll see you at Gettysburg.

sandy2

on Oct 16, 2004

Reply By: MyrranderPosted: Saturday, October 16, 2004Cheers, Blogic!We registered corpses and imaginary friends last week down here in Arkansas -- this week it's pets and livestock. All this voter fraud has me more excited than a kid in a candy store!

Ya know what, Myrrander, your attempt at minimizing your party's voter fraud machine by making JOKES about it does not make it go away. CIVIL WAR is on the way if your boy Kerry steals this election. The U.S. military will NOT tolerate having a turncoat and traitor as their commander-in-chief. Vietnam wasn't THAT long ago. People remember, especially the vets who served with Kerry, saw his misconduct and heard him betray his fellow vets in front of Congress and when he flew to the Paris peace talks and rubbed elbows with the North Vietnamese.

Myrrander, you seem to be an intelligent person. When are you going to WAKE up?

Bwhahaha. Civil war civil war. Them there god damn liberals are out to steal the election again like they did in 2000.

dabe

on Oct 16, 2004

So, on that note, my dog is now regestered. So is my cat. So are my dead brother, mother and father. I spoke to them in a seance and they agreed to be resurrected in order to make sure Kerry gets elected. And, they're gonna get out the dead vote. They were always very political in life. Not surprising they're carrying the torch in death.

We Dems are so evil

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Grim Xiozan

on Oct 16, 2004

You know you are all too late the Grim Reaper and myself have already registered all the dead in the entire United States for the Liberty-tarian Party!
Plus we are going to have Teddy Roosevelt's ghost haunt Bush while George Washington's Skeleton kicks Kerry's behind.

MUHAHAHHAA!!!

The dead shall rule you!!

- The Grim Xeaper's B*****D Offspring

Evorg

on Oct 16, 2004

we are going to have Teddy Roosevelt's ghost haunt Bush while George Washington's Skeleton kicks Kerry's behind

And Nixon will rise up from the grave and rule the world

MUHAHAHHAA!!!

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