My New Job: Sex Surrogate Therapist

Published on June 1, 2004 By blogic In Humor

After much looking, I've found my next job:

"Psychotherapy center seeks an attractive woman to do sex/surrogate therapy work.The technique consists of a combination of massage, sensual healing and energy work, incorporating the Masters and Johnson method. Training is provided and the work is therapeutic, legal and legitimate.

Compensation: $50.00/hour"

I'm not a woman, and jury's still out on how attractive I am (*very* attractive, after a few drinks). Actually, as long as I'm on a tangent, I think I'll go check myself out in the mirror. Mmmm. Mouthwatering Aaadammm..

Okay, now that I've grossed everyone out there, including myself... back to the job description.

I could work as a Sex Surrogate Therapist. I'm not clear on what the Masters and Johnson method is, in this context, and I'm really confused about the "energy work". What does that mean? Do I get paid to, um, fire the photon torpedo?, because man, I'm really on board for that.

Adam

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