Matt Drudge is the founder, publisher, and tirelessly heterosexual editor of The Drudge Report, the Interweb's number one source of indisputably objective political news. Eschewing formal training and so-called investigating, this former CBS studio gift shop cashier has single-handedly reinvigorated modern journalism with his trademark blend of 100 point headlines, anthrax forecasts, and blow-by-blow updates on the all-important rumored exchange of Democrats' bodily fluids. Today Mr. Drudge happy to take your questions – right here on ASK THE WHITE HOUSE.