Breaking Political Stories and Commentary. "We're at the height of the Roman Empire for the Republican Party, but the tide slowly but surely goes out." --Republican US Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina
Published on September 27, 2004 By blogic In Politics
From the Ice Planet Hoth:
Supposedly he was a great warrior and a mighty leader. Yet his sole contribution to the almost disastrous attack on the second death star was to spin round in his chair, waving his flabby hands about, shrieking "It's a twap! It's a twap!".

Yet, contrary to popular belief, this idiocy was NOT a failing on the part of Ackbar. Nay. In one single day of sustained jestering, the Admiral managed to kill the emperor, destroy the evil empire and save Anakin Skywalker from the clutches of the dark side.

We once thought that the power of the force lay with the jedi knights, but we can now see that it does not. The true power of the force lies with risible Vaudevillian comics like Admiral Ackbar.

VOTE ACKBAR
Ackbar is one bad mutha.

Comments
on Sep 27, 2004
Don't you know, it's all about the Chewie, not Ackbar.

Chewie Rulez cuz he is so l33t,

- GX
on Sep 27, 2004
*laugh* He also told everybody to focus their fire power on that super star destroyer. I think.
on Sep 28, 2004
If you're voting Ackbar for prez, you've gotta include Jeff as the VP!
on Sep 28, 2004
*laugh* He also told everybody to focus their fire power on that super star destroyer. I think.


Yeah but what took it out was a fighter pilot crashing his plane into the brigde when the shields were down.



- GX