Many voters are unhappy with this year's impending elections. Perhaps it's because we're faced with two of the most dismal Presidential choices since Andrew Jackson was elected on the "Kill All Native Americans" platform. To help voters, we've assembled the opinions of all your favorite heroes and villains. Read over their individual political alignments and the reasons behind their choices. They may be eye openers. Name: MEGATRON Political Alignment: DECEPTICON PARTY Reason: They're one of those parties that says they have a platform, but all their candidates are actually all the Republican ones. Yeah, you think you're voting for a cool boombox, but you're actually voting for Bush. There's more than meets the eye, as most of their candidates are at undisclosed locations underground. They're sneaky that way. Name: THE HULK Political Alignment: INDEPENDENTLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Reason: He's the best candidate, frankly. If anyone does anything untoward to the U.S.A., he'll get mad. And no one wants that to happen. Also, he's the best person to make important decisions behind closed doors. If scandals hit, or commissions investigate his actions, he has the best line to say in his own defense: "I'm sorry, I was the Hulk at the time, I do not recall..."